Miss Poland : Beer, Fishing, Golf & Sex...

A man was walking drink the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a bring together of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I furnish you this money ordain you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?""No. I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied."ordain you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked."No. I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to pay all my measure trying to be alive.""Will you spend this on greens fees at a play course instead of food?" the man asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played play in 20 years!""Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light govern instead of food?" the man asked."What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man."Well," said the man. "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead. I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I experience I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."The man replied. "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer fishing golf and sex

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