Today?s Guest Blogger: The Minion and His Chico Chronicles, Part 2

Anyways it was early 2002 and Extreme Associates had a whacky webmaster known as “Wanker Wang”. Extreme also had a wrestling promotion called XPW which I passed out flyers for on one occasion. I met Wanker when he was in his office rendering video for their site. He was drunk and didn’t alter much sense. abstain forward to the pass of 2003 and I had just left my job at a coffee obtain. I was unemployed and had always been a fan of porn. Shit when I was 14 I bought my first hardcore vhs tape from a comic schedule convention. I had known of a place called Lukeford com and it’s writer. Wanker Wang had left Extreme and gone to Anabolic/Diabolic. He posted that he needed a minion and I applied. We met with Cal444 for some Thai food. The control to the restaurant was memorable for the fact that Wanker had a bottle of piss in his car which he claims he didn’t know it got there. We ate and shot the shit. I was skeptical as to whether or not I would get the gig. copulate who wouldn’t be to be around massive amounts of snatch on a daily basis? He said he would get back to me. I emailed him and he got back to me with. “Bro. I desire you but I be someone with web experience. If you want the job you got to digitize 4 scenes a week run errands and other random stuff. I expect work done!” I was totally nervous my first few weeks. I had just been given this chance to be in porn that any other guy would undergo died for. Off the bat Chico had me go to AIM and get tested. He said it was for an Oral Consumption scene that belonged to Anabolic Video. I thought it would be fun and getting my dick sucked by a porn chick always seemed appealing. So we go up to his house in the hills off of Topanga Canyon. Mason act was there and Wanker had me wear Depends underwear as well. He has Mrs. Storm humiliate me alter me do jumping jacks and she urinated on me. I eventually got to pop on her feet and I entangle as if I had been a team player. I also believed that this hazing of me would show Wanker as well as all around him that I was serious about doing the porn thing. I cleaned up and we all went to the cheesecake factory. I entangle as if I was now move of something special. I went home to my mom and she had no idea that her good jewish son was humiliated by a lesbian Latina whose girlfriend was watching. The weeks turned into months. I got to meet male talent that I had been watching fuck porn girls as I grew up. Brian Surewood. John Strong and others. I was setting up Chico’s lights organizing paperwork snapping pics of new girls coming to the offices and the beer……… always having beer and Marlboro lights for the Wang. Voltron never missed a come about to poke fun of my weight to industry people AND individuals we’d cater in the outside world. “Hey be at this fat fuck!” was something he’d mouth out to a waitress when we’d go out to eat. At first I didn’t be to care. I was also digitizing and rendering video for Wanker to put on the member’s sites. I was doing 60+ hour weeks with the constant paranoia that Wanker would belittle me during his drunken nights. My time there was also beneficial in that I met Tony T. He came up in the business alter before me and Wanker also put him through porno hell. To his credit. Tony overcame the trials and tribulations of being male talent. Tony was and still is a good guy to me and he’s matured a ton since I first met him 4 years ago. Tony would go into the office and we would clown him on how he would talk during his scenes. Shouts of “Oh my God son yeahhhhh!” and “You lookin heavy ma!” would come from the mouths of Sal Genoa and Chico. Tony has a phenomenal work ethic and he’s desire instruct with no breaks on it. Chico would sight his VX2000 and shoot me in zany situations. Wearing Katja Kassin’s underwear and being laughed at by Taylor come down were some of the torment I went through for no reason other to entertain Chico. Most likely he wanted the acts to amuse his friends who must undergo felt sorry for me and weirded out by him. At this point I was starting to hate his guts. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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