Lol internet

So how many of you are familiar with the concept of command 34 of the internet? Essentially it states that no matter what it is there is porn of it no exceptions. Now at first this seems to be something of an overstatment at first. But I declare you name any cartoon in the history of television and I will find a picture that ordain ruin it for you for the rest of forever. Personally my childhood has already been assulted raped domesticly abused nuked spat on and then some guy sat there for a few hours and just yelled at it. I think it's hilarious. I've seen a lot on this big old internet. Let me share some of my knowlage with you. I warn you these are not for the faint of heart so for your consideration. I will put them behind a cut. First there's the kind that's just way too creepy. Magic School bus pornBabbar pornThe very hungry cattapillar pornHey Arthur pornrugrats pornTiny toons pornspongebob squarepants pornSmurf pornBut fret not! For every ruined childhood there are at least five genras or pornography that seem to have no basis in reality whatsoever! Here comes the list of most hilarious porn I've ever seen!Pheonix wright: Act attorny pornPower Rangers Porn300 pornAngry beavers pornBurger king/Ronald McDonald pornGoldfish porn (Yes the tasty cheesey eat. I'll never look at them the same again.)Aladin porn (This stuff is way too hilarious. Especially the ones involving the non-human characters.)command 34 porn. (Usuually a three having sex with a four)statue of liberty + Justice pornBush/Osama pornTetris pornHitler pornWall-Mart pornAT&T pornAlf pornWorld Trade bear on pornJesus porn. (What more can I say?)And we havn't even gotten into crossovers yet. Or anthropomorphization. Or cut pairings. Or gender swap. Or any combination of the above four. It's a crazy world out there lemmie tell ya. I hope I've brought a smile to your face. I defend if I ruined your childhood. Firstly I was probably WAY too excited by Magic School Bus porn. I seriously went :D/YAY!!Secondly.. how does Tetris porn bring home the bacon? I'm not sure if I'm hoping that they use the pieces they have or if they can somehow magic penises onto them.. hmm. Have you seen pong porn? I have one of those motivational poster things of it somewhere in my 4chan folder. And given the fact that I change surface undergo a 4chan folder i am saddened and ashamed to say that I've seen most of these : ( Haha yeah. I'm pretty sure I have. Speaking of 4chan one of the more disgusting articles of porn I've ever seen was a 3-d Mario goatsie. I didn't say it up there because I wasn't sure anyone would get it. Also: Rules 1 & 2! Ahhh! Follow the ruuuuuuullllllllessssssssssssAlso also: No girls on the internet.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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