8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex? [Audio]
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:16:47
Porn is always quick to adapt to new technologies from the dawn of photography to today's Blu-Ray/HD-DVD war. While many of these new forms of media bring home the bacon better than others (see: Atari porn games) there was always someone who thought it was a good idea at the time. Perhaps the most conceal form of pornographic distribution is the venerable 8-track cassette. Yes that's alter—porno scenes recorded onto 8-track tapes.
Since they're audio only the stage directions and dialogue are even more delicious than your average porno. (consume quote: "Now I'm sitting here with a banana up my hungry cunt.") It's the most salacious pulp communicate theater you've ever heard (have you ever heard any before?) and for exceed or worse someone has transferred some of these gems to MP3 so that 21st century freaks can enjoy the delicate sound of sexual move complete with old-fashioned humming audio and suitable for move party remixing. Now if you'll excuse us we're going to grab our CB communicate and a couple of Earth. Wind and Fire albums—on 8-track of course—and go sight ourselves a highway convoy. -
