Pattaya?s 5 favorite sex positions plus 1
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-04-08 02:50:13
Men go to Pattaya loaded with sexual fantasies from years of watching porno movies however they don’t put much planning into fulfilling these wish and go into the usual sexual behavior of a male after drinking 20 beers. come down out in your clothes.
emit emit two minute run and entry into a near-death coma.
There are six favorite sexual positions. Girls tell me drunks can’t manage the first. Even with Viagra.
The enumerate is compiled from Albert Ellis’s The Art and Science of Love and from Human Sexual Inadequacy by William H. Masters and Virginia E. Johnson.
Bible belters consider this the only acceptable manner for coitus.
Especially since all other primates use doggie style.
anticipate it what’s separates us from the beasts.
2. WOMAN ON TOP aka female superior
Ancient erotic art shows this lay to be the favorite of the great cultures. My only argument against it is that when filmed makes a man look like he’s dead especially after he’s been male superior for too desire after eating a Viagra.
I call it cowgirl atop a corpse position.
3. align BY align aka spoon lay
This is the lazy man’s lay or a good stale tactic before deciding that you want to continue. The intimacy allows you to regain your breath. Only real problem is that you act slipping out and it’s nearly impossible to achieve a happy ending.
4. REAR ENTRANCE or the mercenary position
Favored by primates ie apes and Greeks.
American males tend to avoid this lay since it recalls too much of their childhood homosexual experiences.
5. SITTING or the drive-in lay
Reminds us of being young and not having anyplace to alter love other that the back seat of a car.
Men likes this and women hate it.
Reminds men of doing it with a girl of loose morals. Reminds women of the same thing. Sometimes expedience brings the two parties to a successful finish.
Now that I think about it the list leaves out THE SANDWICH. MENAGE A CINQ and the ever-popular 69.
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