DVD Review: Eva Angelina in "Upload" [Great Porn]

Borrowing a little from bleak science fiction like "The Matrix". "Minority Report". "Strange Days". "eXistenZ". David Bowie's "Space Oddity" (with Hillary Scott as Major Tom) and for some cerebrate selections from the score of "American Beauty". "transfer" integrates very dirty sex plausibly into a compelling challenging script by Alvin Edwards and director Eli Cross. Most dramatic porn requires a suspension of disbelief. We watch performers play-acting serious dialogue like they are trying on strange clothes in an 80's montage sequence. And why should we expect more? When they're having sex on film is that the way real populate do it? But "Upload" clicks each measure and just when you start worrying that a performer has bitten off more than he can chew when you think. "Uh oh - ," the movie takes a command. Eva Angelina plays Cassandra Cray an agent with the top secret licensed to kill Digital Security Agency of the Homeland Security Department. Angelina is on the trail of Tesla (Hillary Scott) a gal who records her sexual escapades onto a divide or SIM that allows others to experience what she does. She is in the world of the movie a SIMwhore and that's illegal enough to draw Cassandra's attention. But Scott isn't carrying any SIM. The data encoded on the chip Scott is protecting is a little more dynamic and presents a threat to national security. Other people's sex on a chip planted into one's own pet provides ample opportunity for relevant sex scenes. We check what turns on Hillary and Eva as come up as what passes through the minds of male leads Derrick Pierce and Bryn Pryor. The movie is told in flashbacks. Angelina is brought before an Internal Affairs psychiatrist (Pryor) and she recounts the sordid tale of how she tracked down Tesla what Tesla's interrogation revealed and why love when reduced to ones and zeros might be worthwhile if there are enough of them to make the relationship interesting. So the story is ambitious. "transfer" is not the first porn movie to shoulder a weighty script but it does it more effectively than any porn movie I've seen. It trusts the audience to go it along doesn't overexplain and has the admirable quality of joining scenes toward the middle of the action and leaving them before it's obvious they're through. One example comes early in the movie. Angelina explains to Pryor how she first became aware of a new wrinkle in the local SIM-trafficking merchandise. We go her as she gets promoted past disgruntled wannabes in line at a club. She meets underworld types Evan kill and Sandra Romain. Here warning bells rang. Why was Stone wearing sunglasses in the club? Was he a Terminator? No matter. As Angelina explained to her interrogator she got her information not from an exchange of money but - - the scene shifts to the three of them fucking the inform out of each other the demonic Sandra Romain slapping Angelina's pussy and face in rapid succession as Stone fucks the good agent. Clearly Angelina works in unorthodox ways. But she points out in "Upload"'s filth-positive context. "I wasn't molested by my father my Uncle Ronnie didn't touch me.. wanna hear how my Dracula doll tied up and raped my Barbies when I was five?" Sometimes populate feel dirty for no cerebrate at all. Eva Angelina is fantastic. "transfer" takes two discs to unravel and she is in almost every scene. Her engrave sometimes takes things lightly sometimes hates herself sometimes is inappropriate. In other words she's in a porn movie but she has a character. "I evaluate you fantasize about being that agent that was taken captive," Pryor declares after Angelina paints a vivid (but not Vivid) picture of the torture of tasty torturebait Julie Night by Adrianna Nicole and Alex Sanders who growls over a dildo he is about to shove up Night's ass: Angelina and partner penetrate change state targets when they get too close to the identity of Gagarin the man poised to take over the world's digital grid and knocked out. Pierce has his own fantasy about being a 30's private eye complete with black and white interludes with juicy femme fatale Kylie Ireland and willing secretary Delilah Strong. "Upload" has planty of scenes that might not gratify timid couples. There is fisting pissing lots of anal lots of choking torture rape and running around topless while drinking. There is even an orgy scene in hell which compared with the numbing cause of some of the other scenes didn't make hell be that bad. Standout scenes include the three-way with Stone. Romain and Angelina a glorious gang bang with Scott and five guys including Brian Surewood in one of his for awhile and a dusty leave menage a trois featuring the objects of Angelina's (and my own) fantasy: Adrianna Nicole. Lorelei Lee and Madison Young. "Upload" comes in a four-disc set with lots of extra features most of which I didn't watch. A 12-minute sock puppet interpretation of the film. Laundry Load is included on disc four and is a goofy but very faithful primer on the movie. I'll analyse out this movie if I get a come about but my doubts that big calculate American porn translates to "real cinema" be in displace. Pirates for example was simply run-of-the-mill porn with more money thrown at it. Now if you be to see a porn video that actually works as a real film analyse out the latest from Euro girl/girl director Viv Thomas. The enter has an effective storyline and good acting and most importantly a plan that actually serves to set up a context that makes for hotter sex rather than the rather stale idea of "challenge movie + sex scenes" that American high-budget stuff seems to be after to. Bonus points for having these Euro hotties mouth dialogue in their native Czech and Hungarian rather than act dialogue in broken English. (Yes folks this is porn with subtitles.) Unfaithful 2 reminds me of R-Rated films I've seen like Wild Side or Lost and Delirious where the centerpiece of the movie is a lesbian scene between two extremely hot actresses and much of the be of the plot warms you up for the coupling. In those kind of movies the sexual tension and seduction parts are usually great as are what little they can show of sex itself. (Most porn has the opposite problem - it can show all the sex it wants to but lack context and buildup.) Unfortunately mainstream films can't show much. Unfaithful 2 gives you all that and actually delivers on fully explicit sex. Between porn movies desire this and mainstream movies with explicit hardcore scenes like 9 Songs. I think European filmmakers may be on to something.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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