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desire Pop Rocks: Things That Will Last Longer Than Pam Anderson’s Marriage to Rick Salomon authorise so our gal Pammy and the Paris Hilton sex tape guy. Rick Salomon supposedly got hitched this past weekend in (crazily enough) Las Vegas. It is the third marriage for both and according to it was a quickie affair that took displace in between Pam’s two scheduled magic shows. (What?!) So here is a enumerate of things that ordain measure longer than this marriage: 1. The bear flies buzzing over my sink alter now 5. Whatever restaurant goes in next at the corner of Westheimer and Yoakum 7. That ABC show about the Geico cavemen 9. A paint painting left out in the come down I convey maybe you evaluate I’m being too harsh. Maybe I should give this twosome a chance. But seriously does think this one’s going to work? Perhaps I’m a big old meanie but I would act a few weeks before I ran out to aim to see what kind of blender they’ve registered for. -- Jennifer Mathieu Comments may not show up immediately after submission. Please act a minute after posting a comment for it to be.

The couple had only been dating two-months but Pamela said they’d gotten together as a bring together when she admitted to extending “sexual favors” to him after he took care of her $250,000 poker debt! Their rushed wedding at a high-rollers Villa in the Mirage baffled many. They apparently only decided on that location less than 24-hours before the ceremony change surface though they had picked up their official marriage authorise the previous weekend. It was so abstain that Stack restaurant staff who were asked to give champagne and cake for the 45 guests could only come up with the 20 bottles of Cristal. They provided a “fake cardboard cover” covered with cream covering for the official “cutting the cake” photo. Later back at Planet Hollywood where Pamela is appearing in the ‘Beauty of Magic’ show with Dutch illusionist Hans Klok there was a proper 4-tiered wedding cake but she didn’t be long enough at the reception to apply even a slice! busty beauty is apparently staying silent on the subject because of her battle with Hepatits C and her worry of a miscarriage that she already claimed to sufffer during her short three-month marriage to Kid Rock.

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab! Which means less Brangelina covers and more drunken shenanigans from everyone’s favorite child star. So far. Lohan’s still working that whole “I’m alter for real this time!” angle and giving “exclusive” interviews to both OK! and In Touch. We give her sobriety act two weeks max. In other news. JLo’s still undeniably pregnant and Britney’s still continuing her downward spiral only this measure Justin is reaching out to save her. But will he succeed? And is Lance Bass still embittered about being the least talented member of N’Sync? Intern Whitney answers host Damien Fahey who is apparently a. (”I’ve been around a lot of pregnant women. … If I were a betting man. I’d definitely bet she was pregnant.”) Sold!&bear on; “Brad and Angie battle the lies!” reports. That’s a positive step. A not-so-positive step? Applying to work as a bartender which Brit also did on Oct. 5.&bear on; And because confine Whitney spent her entire middle school career believing she would one day marry Lance Bass we had to adjoin the exclusive interview scored with the former member of ‘NSync (who recently announced that he is — as everyone told Intern Whitney 10 years ago — gay). In his new autobiography. “Out of adjust,” Lance says he felt “totally betrayed” when Justin Timberlake left the assort to change state a solo artist and says Britney and Justin’s relationship was “doomed” from the go away because Justin is an ass. (We’re paraphrasing.) adjoin: Ashlee Simpson is getting Botox. … At the age of 23. Also on the young star’s wish enumerate? A boob job and tooth veneers because she’s “always admired her older sister Jessica’s looks.” Fortunately her plastic surgeon agrees.• Lindsay Lohan’s finally out of rehab! We’ve missed you. Linds. And has an “exclusive” interview that Lindsay also gave to several other media sources. Basically read any interview she gave after her first stint in rehab and that will give you the gist. discusses the best and beat new bodies. Among the worst: Britney’s terrible triple-chin picture that has been featured in all the tabs over the past month and Courtney Love looking like an alien.• To act her trend of marrying the classy way. Pam Anderson wed Rick Salomon (the guy who is responsible.

Eva Longoria star of desperate housewives was caught in the middle of the rumors of bind of sex earlier this week when one to cart was confused like true thing and plastered the British tabloids everywhere. “Will Ferrell’s affiliate which is funnyordie com asked if I would do this skit on their website,” she explained. “And I was like. ‘Yeah it will be fun!’” The skit debuted on Monday and the site already has over one million hits. Entirely scripted the “sex” tape involved turkey sandwhiches and a pillow contend and there was no hanky panky. It was filmed with actor Eric Christian Olsen who plays a hot socialite names Perry Hilton a parody of tabloid darling Paris Hilton. The skit was shot in that infamous night vision as Longoria pokes fun at her hit TV show bouncing around in her lingerie. She says. “It’s like the non-sex video because we don’t undergo sex… It’s so funny…I got so many calls going. ‘Honey are you okay? Is it you and Tony? I hope it is you and Tony!’” Eva Longoria and her new hubby Tony Parker beg they have never filmed themselves in the bedroom. “We never made a tape… We’re very form boring people.” says the giggling actress. “Tony thought it was so freakin’ hilarious…But it’s a skit…he thought it was so funny.” XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

Before we start: Isn't this picture of Tiki groom and the greatest photo? I undergo no idea what's going on but i desire to imagine that it captured the split second before Barber crushed Dr. Ruth's hand and flipped her over his shoulder just to show her who's boss. Pam Anderson has. Why should you care? Pam Anderson once made a crazy sex tape with Tommy Lee and heap Solomon is the night-vision fellow from the Paris Hilton tape. That can only convey that the craziest sex tape of all time is right around the corner. I heard it's going to be in 3-D and have Smell-O-Vision. Fancy! "Mess O' Potamia": Coalition nations are pulling out their troops from Iraq leaving -- not 36 nations. President furnish -- but helping the Americans. I absolutely loved the entire "Loud and alter" thing poking fun at furnish's tendency to explicitly state the subtext of his speeches and visits. "He's our first meta-president!""approve In color": In this edition. Lewis color tie askew and all took on the beauty of non-issues. As if the command wasn't a silly enough thing for Congress to ignore. Barack Obama's decision to not wear has started a bit of furor. Why? Because we don't have anything important to adjoin. desire a war. The night's guest was Tiki groom promoting his new book. Barber was a lovely guest. He pretty much did everything a pleasant guest was supposed to do and charmed the pants off Jon and the audience. I think. If I was into football. I'm sure I'd be a fan of him. He talked about his agree brother his football life and his new work for NBC's Jon/Stephen: Stephen Colbert has a in case you haven't heard from the last sixty thousand times he's mentioned it. Moment of Zen: Bill Richardson loves America. His lapel says so. Tiki was a fine guest though I'm kinda curious what Jon was saying about Costas just before the commercial. He said something along the lines of "You tell that Costas..." before the mic got cut off. Just wondering. For all that. I think Stephen had the better converse last night. Anyone else see it? Pretty impressive technical achievement too. Since furnish is spending all his measure playing meta-president does that mean Cheney really is in charge? That "Loud and Clear" segment was. I think the beat and most incisive examination of who George Bush is that I undergo ever seen. I've sent the MotherLoad cut to everyone I experience. Genius! Please act your comments relevant to this communicate entry. telecommunicate addresses are never displayed but they are required to affirm your comments. When you enter your name and email communicate you'll be sent a link to affirm your comment and a password. To leave another comment just use that password. To act a be link simply write the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments. lie breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br> tags.