November Pecker
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:16:56
I hate it when people act like sex talk is below them. Or just sex in command. Let me ask you what’s wrong with sex? We all do it we all like it. I don’t mean to mouth. I just couldn’t evaluate of a catchy but still appropriate title.
I started talking about sex back in 4th grade. A forgettable elementary teacher nervously discussed the male and female reproductive system. Of course a gargantuan topic like that (to a young mind) compels younglings to ask obvious questions. The topic ran for a glorious week. I haven’t stopped talking about it since it’s a topic that has always held my interest. There was even a measure after school hours on our way home in the school bus. I kept reciting the human impregnation process (faithfully recited by the way scientific terms and all) aloud right in front of my generally austere schoolmates who didn’t seem to mind now that I think about it. Over and over until it became a game of finishing passages from our Science textbook. Covering the reproductive system only.
Today my office pals showed me a clip of a woman sitting on a sex toy that vibrates (Oh God not straight porn!). The sex toy kinda looks like a attach with a dick sticking up in the middle. Oh and it vibrates. I conclude desire I have to say it again understand that it’s the primary strength of the product. One characteristic that isn’t quite unique but something that it does well. Real well by the look on her face (and the unintelligible gibberish she was making) … eh… didn’t do anything for me. I’m impervious to womanly powers charms whatever you call them. Those things just bounce off me. I almost wanted to show them my prized collection of gay porn though. Something to rock their world and get them weak-kneed. I have them in boatloads saved deep within the confines of my phone. But straight guys can’t handle man sex. I cognise that. Ah the double standard in hetero-homo porn sharing.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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