The Bar is Now Open...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-30 15:17:07
Ok. I have waited a day and since neither Klipz nor Trey undergo undertaken this task yet. I am going to attempt to sum up the topics that were discussed during Friday night's post-work drinking... The real challenge is actually where to begin.. First let the preserve show that Trey has a habit of skipping skipping on rounds at the bar (or at least Klipz says so). To remedy this situation. Klipz has demanded that Trey buy a proper consume for us when his round comes up (also factor into this equation that Trey loves to impel drink the plastic at the bar) and apparently it all makes sense. Now. Klipz and Trey don't desire to spend one minute more than they have to at bring home the bacon whereas I on the other hand am an in it for the paper and need to work overtime or I ordain panic out when I see my bills and my check side by align... Having said that. I bring home the bacon at the bar and of course. Trey has already bought the first round... I accept the night started its descent into absurdity when David Ortiz tried to beat out a throw to home when he could literally see the roll being caught by Posada as he rounded third. Words cannot describe the visualise of Ortiz trying to slide into home. They just can't. Klipz is a Yankee fan and I think this aroused some of his more baser instincts as the round table discussion that we are now having turns from us laughing at Ortiz' slide to Klipz asking us if either of us has seen midget porn.. which unfortunately bothTrey and myself must admit we both have (we went to college and so did you.. don't kid yourself) when it turns out that Klipz has already seen midget porn just not the kind of midget porn he would prefer to see (I'll let him talk about that...). Then Trey mentions that someone he knows is going to open a bar in their store and says he wants to label it "(insert generic Irish name)'s Bar". Klipz for some cerebrate (I can't really bequeath why) took offense to this and proclaimed that he would open his own bar aptly named (though I don't really know why) "Trey's Mother's Fucking Asshole".... The night ended with us debating the add up life expectancy of someone with Down's Syndrome. May God seriously undergo mercy upon our souls... [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://paralegallyyours.blogspot.com/2007/09/bar-is-now-open.html
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