40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-08-12 16:13:31
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate touch is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it some kid at school told you girls like this. Well there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cover. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING. You often drop you undergo a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side it's not passion it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER converge. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their transfer on a unify. Stroke caress and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples then clamp down like they're trying to collapse her body via her breasts?Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER be. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her be which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So go away paying them someattention.
8) GETTING THE transfer TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women unlike men don't choose up where they left off. If you stop they plummet approve to square one very abstain. If you can tell she's not there,keep going at all costs desensitise jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women dislike looking stupid but stupid she ordain look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it approve and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can sight the clitoris without maps they still accept that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your transfer drink there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle but if you're not careful it can cause to be perceived so don't get carried away. It's beat to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first then gently move a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are authorise; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some act getting your stuff off even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation the beat thing you can do is handle away desire an industrial power drive -she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean straight regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD you hit your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or digest the pain is compete to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's worry. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god but to her it's more likely the mark of a desensitise vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings so she has somethi ng to hold her arouse while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS go. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole communicate down there and change state on gently rotating or flicking your play on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD drink. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis hoping that it will bring about very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women dislike this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you be her to use her mouth use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg color. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex inform her before you go so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't clutch her continue.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies women be to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently so that she doesn't conclude quite so desire the captain of a schooner. And let her undergo a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputatio n for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there ask her first. And don't evaluate that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says. "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll comprehend the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.
Fruit vegetables ice and feathers are all handy props; hot examine wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic go. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed fine but unless she's a Romanian gymnast don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING like BITES is highly erotic to apply some calm empty on the sides of the pet if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 lie. If she likes nasty communicate she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it alter and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women so if you lie on her a bit too she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a dope kitchen. Women. You should forward this to all your boyfriends/husbands foruninterrupted PLEASURE !!!
This bind makes it be like it's all about women's pleasure in the game. It's not; if you be to move around during fellatio move around - just don't breathe her...
If she can't act it she'll tell you and If there's no compromis she's just not doing it alter. She'll cry and you'll undergo a sloppy half-hard dick yearning to act that's a lot of shit to take at once my man. Be gentle be a man but don't forget who you are and what you want.
Not much content though. The vast majority of this is cliche the rest is from the perspective of the author. You can't categorise all women into one giant category. Some women love the idea of being photographed naked and compassionate not what you do with the photos (or even perhaps want you to show them off to your friends). Don't thrust during oral sex? Head bobbing gets tiring sometimes she just wants to hold her lay and undergo him do the work. Not warning her before you cease? If she's paying attention and you're.. semi-vocal during sex there's really no need to end out the bullhorn.
This bind lacks multiple perspectives. I'm sure there's some women who ordain agree with this but not all probably not even most. Know the affect matter a bit better before professing about it.
Sounds desire this was written by your typical "you do all the work. I just want to lay here and apply it" woman. Intruction manual? Oh please...
Men like anal stimulation because they undergo a prostate? I've had I don't know how many women get off on it and request me to furnish stimulation\penetration there. Just because you are a prude and have no interests besides missionary doesn't convey the rest of the female world is that way.
Where are you getting your information from anyway? Did you watch populate having sex? Did you interview people? Is it just personal undergo?
Referring back to the 4th inform. Many girls like to undergo the breasts squeezed and squeezed hard. Some don't like it at all. Do you want to know why? It's because all women are different they all experience the same thing in a different way.
HAHAHAHA this really can't be a serious bind. Has to be some joke maybe an April fools communicate a few months to early.
1. Don't expect your current furnish to perform like an ex girlfriend who was multiorgasmic and could get off at the drop of a hat or liked kinky things like figurines up her privates.
2. Don't bite our vaginas during oral sex or drink our nipples so hard you get permanent bruises. It also hurts like HELL!!!
4. Don't pound on us in doggy call or with our legs up over your shoulders and evaluate it to feel good. This also hurts like hell for some women because it's like a knife hitting our cervix.
5. Please get rid of zits hair and warts on your balls before you expect us to suck on them. Running my play over these nasty things in the dark with no warning is NOT aesthetically pleasing.
Pretty silly not that helpful. The author obviously thinks that she speaks for every woman. There are no women that are into beards? someone notify my girlfriend! No women desire extreme nipple compete? again send my girl an telecommunicate
I could object to each one but I won't just one more for all you empowered self aware independent women. #38 not caring if she comes! What a joke. If a women gets frisky and gets you hard and then leaves is that not the same thing? What if she doesn't know how to come. The orgasm is yours take it don't expect someone else to do the work for you. If it takes you 4 hours to come then express your concerns and see what he can do to help. But if you are unaware on how to derive personal pleasure from sex don't blame it on him.
Men - are you not tired of hearing about this? Don't feel bad because you know how to get off and your woman doesn't why should we be the object of attack simply because a woman can't carry HERSELF to orgasm.
Women - #38 is as much your problem as it is ours. I'll refer to the condom. Technically both people benifit from its use buck up and throw it out yourself [filtered word]!
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