I am - stepLINKS of the Day
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-12 17:03:14
I knew this kid a bring together years back who was a natural player. Dude got pussy every measure he left his house. It just wasn’t a thing for him. He didn’t even try to persuade girls. He was just something they all wanted to get with. I am talking from the hottest girls imaginable to the lesser quality ones but he couldn’t change surface go to the store or the coffee shop without one striking up a conversation with him and giving him her number. It annoyed him because shit was too accessible so he decided to join the abstinence club at the college he was going to. His goal was to act all these asexual/virginal/born again virgin 20 year olds and move them onto a exceed sexier existence. He was only in the group for a week before realizing that dudes in the abstinence club are fucking lame but the girls weren’t so bad they were just misguided. I evaluate he ended up breaking 3 of the 5 of them.
If you’re wondering why I am telling you this story. I have no idea why. I just ran into him and I remembered how funny that shit was…. Anyway. I’ve decided that I need to alter myself famous because I am tired of being poor so if any of you virgins undergo important uncles or friends get them to put me on TV. Thanks in go.
So 2 Underage Girls be to Get Topless and Make Out With Each Other For Joe Francis then They Sue Him After the Fact…So Joe Francis releases the Video…. Proving that Girls are Fucking Stupid….
Some Dude Tries To Fit As Many Marshmallow’s in His communicate…
Some Famous Chick Named Lola Ponce Rockin’ a Pretty Fucking Small Bikini
Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie and They Donated 40 Million Dollars to Peru.. That’s A Lot of Money…
Kelly Ripa’s Got No Make-Up On and I’d comfort Bang Her…
Alicia Keys - No One Video Dropped Today…Here It Is….
ordain. I. Am’s New Video I Got it From My Mamma - Daft Punk Remix….
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Not gonna lie… had a mini heart contend when I saw that pic there. Then I remembered I posted it. Phew.
As a align note while we were taking these pictures some guys on a streetcar about 20 feet away kept hecklin and yelling SO WHAT YOUUUUUUUUU DOIN TONIGHT… it made taking pictures of butt-plug rape all that more funny.
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