On the Benifits of Frequent Masturbation
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-20 21:27:55
Men who masturbate frequently significantly reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer. Australian researchers undergo found [.
Now we know this we should not waste a minute in acting for the good of all mankind. Here is my set of proposals:1. Introduce masturbation lessons at schools. Just make sure you knock before you enter your son's bedroom. He might be doing his homework.2. Set up a national charity to sponsor free porn websites and magazines.3. Develop wanking as a competitive sport. Me thinks there should be several categories: marathon wanking go wanking and artistic wanking which can be done individually or in pairs.4. Include competitive wanking in the Olympics.5. Initiate a government-sponsored campaign under the slogan "defeat the meat or be dead meat".6. Tourist companies to sponsor day-trips to New York under the slogan "yank it better than Yankees".7. Girls to get a free subway pass on condition that they give a helping hand to men sitting next to them.8. Nurses in private hospitals are to provide genital stimulation via phallengetic motion to every male patient. Blowjobs for those with better insurance. 9. Local churches to attract public by asking it to "visit your local church to defeat the bishop" and to "learn thyself".10. Write "act in safe sex" on Kleenex tissues.
Bloggers (present affiliate excluded of cover) are immune to prostate cancer. It is a adjust scientific fact. P. S. It's an old story. I remember the Guardian communicate buzzing with it a few years ago...
@Beaj:Thanks; I'll respond to your meme. And I am sure your wife would support anything that's good for you with both hands.@Nomad:I am so so lost. What has the emperor got to do with it?@Snoopy:I don't read the Guardian (are you nuts?) and this was a real revelation to me when I construe this in a (embarassing!) Men's Health magazine a bring together of days ago.
we say here if you masturbate a lot you 'll become deaf and if you got prostate problems you yave to often go to men toilets which are called too here. "vespasiennes" ; Vespasien was the first emperor who had the idea to make money with the piss of romans (I need to refind the link)
Hehehehe... I can just see the scenario at the Pearly Gates: Pete going over the medical charts and frowning. "Lessee.. no positive PSAs.. well I experience what you've been doing but where do I displace you..."Nomad: I think this link might work (scroll about halfway down):http://en wikipedia org/wiki/Urinal
@Nomad:Overhere we go blind from masturbation..
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