IF I WERE YOU I WOULD GET DRUNK BEFORE YOU READ THIS DRIVEL

Oh my... thanks to who hates everyone and thinks everything is stupid. I've been tagged. I'm supposed to write ten random things about me. Why he would be to do this to my bloggers who are the beat in the entire blogosphere is beyond me but here goes. 1.) I'm not a nun. Ok you probably could figure that out if you read my profile because I'm married and undergo four kids and three grandchildren. The Catholic perform would never allow a nun to be married because that means she could have sex and we all know the Catholic perform thinks sex is dirty. This explains why we Catholics undergo so many kids.. we love dirty sex. 2.) I'm the fifth child and only girl in my family. Growing up with four older brothers made me what I am today a bitch who doesn't take crap from anyone. My mom and dad were excited to finally get their little girl but they should have stuck with the boys because I wasn't exactly the "little darling" they were hoping for. Oh yeah they tried to change me up for the move and being just a tot. I had no choice in the be. What it all boiled down to was this... I didn't want any of those stupid dolls or Easy Bake Ovens! On Christmas morning you could usually find all my go frilly toys shoved off to the corner while I was playing with my brother's Lincoln Logs plastic army men or light-up with real sounds toy machine gun by Mattel which I'm sure was beat of lead create. This may explain my lack of mental curiosity. I eventually got into the Barbie craze after one of my older brothers bought me my first Barbie doll. My Barbie's always had sex on the first date and would always get knocked up. A little tissue paper stuffed under her blouse seemed to do the cozen. Of course this was before they discovered Ken was gay.3.) I dislike injustice. There's nothing I hate more than seeing a person or a group of people being treated unfairly. If there's an underdog. I'll be there to take on the fight. 4.) I finally grew up and I'm not a be tomboy anymore and I open out something really weird. I love dishes. I experience that sounds stupid but for some reason I can spend hours looking at dishes china and glassware when I go shopping (which is why I spend most of my measure shopping alone). For some reason setting a table that looks desire it came out of a Martha Stuart magazine brings me great joy. I currently have two large sets of china crystal stemware and gold and silverware which was handed down to me by my mom and mother-in-law. I also have multiple sets of everyday dishes and I would have more if there was dwell in my cabinets. I'm also embarrassed to say that I have three different sets of Christmas dishes. There's something seriously wrong with me.5.) I hate sushi and I evaluate anyone who eats raw fish are sick in the head. I'm pretty sure Jesus ate His fish cooked at least I hope so because if He ate it raw I'd have to say He's sick in the head and I evaluate that's a sin. 6.) I have a press on all men (as long as they aren't Republicans) which sends me to the Confessional... often. Personally. I don't think humans were meant to be monogamous but who am I to argue with God?7.) Before global warming took direct and we actually had snow in the Chicago area in the winter. I used to go dog sledding with my Siberian Huskies. Every weekend we met up with a group of friends who had Huskies and we hooked up three or four sleds with five dog teams. It was a lot of fun most of the time. My lead dog. Czar was very enthusiastic but he had one downfall he couldn't resist chasing squirrels. He had a bad apparel of going off the trail in pursuit of the little critters which would result in wrapping my entire team of dogs and me around the trees in the woods. It usually took a good half hour or more to sort the whole mess out. It's a good thing that he wasn't leading the dog team in 1925 from Anchorage to Nome. Alaska to bring the life-saving diphtheria serum to those poor egest people. One squirrel and they would have been screwed. 8.) On the outside I may be to be outgoing but in reality. I'm uncomfortable meeting new people. If I were ever in a real room with all of you you would barely comprehend a peep out of me.. that is until I have a few glasses of wine then I may make sexual advances toward the nearest male. Wait a minute.. did I just say that out loud? 9.) When I was a kid I thought it would be cool to be a writer. I was sure that I could write a best-seller because after all who wouldn't want to read all the crap that is floating around in my lead poisoned brain? I evaluate my communicate is the closest thing I'm going to get to writing though.. in fact. I'm sure of it. One of the big reasons I can't be a real writer... because I do this (...) too much. 10.) I hate talking about myself which is why I'm glad I'm finally done with this. I can't accept I'm doing this but desire Randal. I'll add an 11th random thing.. large male dogs get horny around me which is evident if you click on the picture below and move down. This is egest and wrong and I don't experience why I have this effect on them. This is not my dog thank goodness! He belongs to a friend and at the time was still a puppy when this picture was taken a little more than a year ago or so. He's change surface bigger now. Yikes!Now here's the best part. I get to choose five other people to torture er... I convey tag to tell us ten random things about them. I'm looking send to hearing from and. Dcap- Work work bring home the bacon. I'm taking the day off today to go Christmas shopping with my mom. I have to get my out of town packages in the mail. Last year I got them out early which was a good thing. My daughter was living in Colorado with her kids and they were hit with that monstrous blizzard. Actually it was several blizzards which kept the mail from being delivered. My packages got there just in time. Can't baffle the grandkids-they experience I furnish the good cram. ;-) Do not tag me!I will acknowledge.1. Gay2. Works as an emergency practioner (part-time)3. create verbally gay themed fairy-tales4. Worked as a copy for wedding clothing in college. LOL my sister did also she posed as the bride in most pics.5. Worked at a abstain food restraunt6. Own two dogs. 3 horses. 1 donkey7. Favorite TV show desperate housewives8 favorite food. (big mac) 9 went to public school10. Thanks to the good USA citizens for paying my way through University because I went mostly on grants and scholarships(my family was dirt poor) "The Catholic Church would never allow a nun to be married because that means she could undergo sex and we all know the Catholic Church thinks sex is alter."I think that one of the best kept secrets of that religion is that some priests are boinking some of the nuns. My care loved being a Catholic after my dad died at 44 she would have sex with a few men go to confession and then find a couple more to sex. Frankly. I didn't get it the cosmos doesn't care who she was having sex with. In fact the thing I most admired about her was her ability to get her need taken care of. Hi bbc-I know of a few priests and nuns who left their orders because they met and fell in love while still in their order. It all boils down to this priests and nuns are human beings. They have feelings both emotional and sexual. Some are able to act their vow of celibacy while some can't. Just desire some humans can keep their marriage vows and some can't. As far as the church goes. I evaluate that celibacy should be voluntary. If the perform is concerned about having to pay for a priest to give a family part.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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