The Best Sex of His Life
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-20 21:14:32
Now. I'm no neat panic but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd.
My darlings. I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I evaluate we cut into a non-leap year worm hole bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry all is well at GS Central. Now.
Yes. I realize this sounds like one of those douchey Cosmopolitan headlines. FYI. I hate those girl magazines. Who needs the folks at Redbook to inform us how to NOT have an orgasm again? Instead. I’m writing to commemorate an especially interesting conversation that took place over a recent night of sushi and way too much sake a night in which our dinner party girls ganged up our dinner party guys and started asking some I’ve-drunk-way-too-much-to-censor-myself questions. Since we were all ‘just friends,’ no one felt the need to hold back. Here I’ve documented our evening’s ramblings what I hope is an unbiased analysis of the two sexes and how they interact.
Somewhere around dessert as I unabashedly bemoaned my romantic situation with comments desire. “It’s just such a pity because if Mr. Grey just did X. Y. J and Double Z Squared. I evaluate we’d both be so much happier,” when a male dinner celebrate companion interrupted me with a solution:
“Why don’t you write all the things you wish he’d do on a piece of paper give him the enumerate and tell him if he complies he’ll be rewarded with random bonus blowjobs.”
Me: “That’s the kind of logic I’d use when interacting with a small child or pet.”
Now I’m staring like a nitwit into my sake glass hoping I didn’t hear him correctly.
My friend continued: “Guys aren’t stupid. They just don’t think about all the things you girls evaluate about. Guys forget stuff easily! So keep it simple write it down and create a reward system. I think you’ll sight he’ll be more than happy to obey.”
I smiled realizing while this strategy may function for obedient American boys my friend clearly had no idea what it was like to go out the highly complex spoiled. Lucifer-like like animal that is an Italian man. No way were lists going to work.
Next the ladies at the delay wanted to know how sex well…felt different with different women.
“How can a man.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://girlspoke.com/2007/11/12/the-best-sex-of-his-life/
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