Jokes/Bloopers/Karma/Polling Booth :: RE: The Red Head
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:21:19
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he satdown but lacks the brace to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her furnish eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out grabs it out of the air and hands it approve. "Oh my. I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye approve inplace. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk they laugh she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything she asks him if he would like to come toher place for a nightcap and be for breakfast. They had a wonderful wonderful time. The next morning she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!"You experience," he said. "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to>> > every guy you cater?" "No," she replies. .>> >>> > act for it. .>> >>> >>> > It's coming. .>> >>> > The suspense is killing you isn't it?>> >>> > She says:>> >>> >>> > "You just happened to surprise my eye.">> >_________________
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